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Corrupt County: Felonies in the Family

Some places have unusual names. There are cities named Intercourse and Climax. Now there is a county so corrupt they have named it that, and the small town within is named LawlessIt is remote and at a crossroads. It's main attractions are a brightly-lit gas station with a sign saying next gas 100 miles, a family diner with its sign saying clothing-optional, and a motel with a hard to resist sign saying rooms $9.99. It's one of those places where you check-in but you don't check-out.Almost everyone there is a psychopath and related in one way or another. The sheriff has recently hired his niece to be the new deputy. She is a naughty girl, overweight and a lesbian. His daughter and nephew are no better.Excerpts:“I programmed the trip guide wrong. It's a new app. Went east when we needed to go west. Took awhile to realize it, by then we were low on fuel and not sure where we were. Ran out of gas running the heater. My name is Jamie. This is Stacey. We're both student nurses on our way to a training seminar in the city. No one knows we're here.”Those were the magic words.Soon things are warm and cozy. Stacey notices her companion is oddly docile.“Jamie, you okay?”“She's fine, or at least will be. I put a little something in her drink. It's called a paralytic. She's fully aware of what's going on around her, but can't move a muscle.”“What?! Why?”“I don't want both of you fighting me off, but don't want both of you totally out of it either. I like a little spunk in my victims. So for now, it's just you and me, Stacey. Let's position your friend so she can watch as your clothes come off.”- - -“When we got up this morning, our car was gone. I said call the police. What kind of place is this?!”“Calm down, sir. You parked in a loading zone. The sign clearly saysNo Parking, Car will be towed.”“Mrs. Walker, you may have noticed our sign.” They point to it.Family Diner – Clothing Optional“Oh my, we did not notice. Good thing there are none of those people here now, I need to protect our girls from such things.”“The optional p

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