Abeg ooo, why did my boyfriend call me “long"? #nigeria 🇳🇬

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Banji called me “long” and I genuinely paused 😭 Like sir… do you mean tall or should I start slithering?? 🐍💀 But if you know Nigerian English, this somehow makes complete sense 😂 What’s the funniest Naija English phrase someone has said to you?