Your Saturn Sign... And Why It Matters

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DING DONG! DADDY’S HOME! Today, we’re talking about YOUR Saturn through all 12 zodiac signs — the strict daddy of the zodiac, keeper of consequences, Lord of the Rings, and the planet behind one of astrology’s most infamous rites of passage: your Saturn Return. Plus, obviously, we get into Saturn’s completely unhinged mythology involving castration, cannibalism, and the family drama that Freud j’adores. But before you run away screaming, consider this: What if getting older is actually a privilege? What if Saturn gets BETTER with age? And what if the placement you’ve spent your life wrestling with eventually becomes one of your greatest sources of power? It’s a bitter brew — but you can handle it!🎟️ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️In today’s Tea Party, Aliza dives into Saturn’s freaky lair to explore time, aging, boundaries, responsibility, maturity, mortality, and why Saturn is constantly forcing us to contend with the terrifying reality that our time here is finite. We unpack the infamous Saturn Return, the seven-year Saturn checkpoints that shape our lives, and why Saturn eventually transforms from external expectation into internal authority. Your Saturn placement reveals the part of your life that takes TIME to master — and the older you get, the more powerful it becomes. So pour yourself a strong cup, respect your elders, and prepare to get served. It’s time for tea!🎟️ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party(00:04:34) Saturn: Daddy Time? Grim Re