
Harrison Ford Delivers The WORST Commencement Speech Of All Time!
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Harrison Ford calls in to the show to admit he was "out of his mind" high while delivering a commencement address at Arizona State University, where he lectured graduates about mass extinction, environmental collapse, and indigenous people being murdered—a "major bummer" of a speech that killed the mood for students hoping to party. He explains that there are different types of stoners—the introspective philosopher, the one who finds everything funny, and his type, the "absolute bummer outer" who becomes a "world class Debbie Downer" on THC. When asked if he'd ever give another commencement address, he says yes because "that's their problem, not mine," and that he'd "do it all over again" without trying to be inspirational. He ends his call with the parting words, "We're all going to die alone," followed by telling the host to "go fuck yourself." Voice impression provided by Mike MacRae Follow Mike MacRae on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MikeMacRaeMike Become a Premium Member: https://www.jimmydore.com/premium-membership Go to a Live Show: https://www.jimmydore.com/tour Subscribe to Our Newsletter: https://mailchi.mp/jimmydorecomedy/ytlivestreams LIVESTREAM & LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENTS: Email: https://mailchi.mp/jimmydorecomedy/ytlivestreams Twitter: https://twitter.com/jimmy_dore Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/JimmyDoreShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thejimmydoreshow WATCH / LISTEN FREE: Videos: https://www.jimmydore.com Podcasts: https://www.jimmydore.com (Also available on iTunes, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts, or your favorite podcast player.) ACCESS TO FULL REPLAYABLE LIVESTREAMS: Become a Premium Member: https://www.jimmydore.com/premium-membership SUPPORT THE JIMMY DORE SHOW: Make a Donation: https://www.jimmydore.com/ Buy Official Merch (Tees, Sweatshirts, Hats, Bags): https://thejimmydoreshow.dashery.com/ https://dobynsfamilycreations.com/collections/the-jimmy-dore-show-store DOWNLOAD OUR MOBILE APP: App Store: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/jimmy-dore/id839294547 Go
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