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The Worst Boyfriends Ever: A Queer Dating Memoir of Chaos & Growth

Twenty-five boyfriends. Twenty-five disasters. One brutally honest memoir that turns dating chaos into comedy gold.This laugh-out-loud queer memoir transforms genuine heartbreak into shareable stories that will have you texting screenshots to your group chat. If you've ever ignored obvious red flags, stayed too long hoping someone would change, or wondered "Is it me?" this book has your back.Meet The Gambler who "borrowed" credit cards for online slots. The Conspiracy Theorist who blamed chemtrails for relationship problems. The Ghoster who vanished for ten days then texted "u up?" like nothing happened. The Perfectionist who handed over a literal spreadsheet of "areas for improvement."Just raw, hilarious truth about modern dating disasters.Open the book. Survive the chaos. Reclaim your standards.Read more

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