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SPERM TAILS: THE MANY LIVES OF SEMEN IN MYTH, RELIGION, & BIOLOGY

How were graham crackers and Kellogg's cornflakes supposed to stop masturbation? Why was the Catholic church so insistent that sex could only be performed in the missionary position? In this book, you will find out why to testify meant to grab someone else’s testicles, and why young boys in Papua New Guinea thought they had to drink older men’s semen to attain puberty. St. Augustine believed that semen was a fluid that transmits Adam’s original sin to every unborn child, Chinese and Indian scholars thought that it gives a person vitality. This book will tell you the ancient secret of achieving multiple male orgasms, and give you the recipe for semen infused French crepes. It covers 5000 years of semen history from an ancient Egyptian god performing auto-fellatio, to today’s over one million Americans suddenly discovering that their biological father was an anonymous college student earning $10 a pop at the local sperm bank. Called everything from a magic elixir, the giver of life, to the essence of sin, this is its storyRead more

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