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President's Day: A Slasher Force Adventure

George Washington is back and he has a big axe to grind. Join the brothers McShitz – A.K.A. Slasher Force – and their questionable cronies as they travel back roads and forgotten highways in their bucket-of-bolts Winnebago, pitting their wacky wits and special skills against the sick slashers, monstrous maniacs, and murderous mad men that hack and slash under the radar of mainstream America. In Presidents Day, their first adventure, the crew finds themselves summoned to Cobblers Grove, a sleepy village long cursed by a series of brutal murders. The killings all bear the hallmark of the same mysterious killer but impossibly span almost two centuries. The town has a legend of having been the personal bordello of the nation’s first president and Founding Father – George Washington. Some believe he’s returned from the dead. Others believe he never died at all and has remained in the shadows for two-hundred years, plotting a return that would not only restore him as America’s Commander in Chief, but as the immortal king of the world. Join Slasher Force as they fight through old mansions, abandoned diners, podunk police stations, dead presidents, chopped limbs, flying heads, and blood and guts galore to get to the bottom of the ghoulish goings-on in Cobblers Grove.Read more

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