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Poems Written by the House Cat

A book of poems by one ordinary house cat doing extraordinary things. 40 funny poems about cats.A Cat's Liter Box SerenadeWith a scratch and a paw, I dig in the sand,Inside my litter box, I make my stand.I scratch and I scratch, like a cat gone wild,Unleashing my instincts, like a curious child.The litter beneath me, a comforting sight,I cover my business with all my might.The sound echoes loud, as I furiously dig,Creating a masterpiece, oh, quite a bigwig.The satisfaction I feel, as I cover it well,Leaving no trace, my secret I shall tell.In this sandy terrain, my kingdom is made,A sanctuary of cleanliness, where I’m not afraid.So I scratch and I scratch, like a cat on a mission,Leaving my mark, a statement of ambition.For in my litter box, I find solace and peace,A haven of privacy, where worries cease.Read more

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