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It Never Rains On a Star!

Listen—Earl Jones didn’t justmoveto Hollywood, he crash-landed like a broke Superman with twelve grand and no cape. One acting class, two bad headshots, and three months of rent later, he was flat broke and questioning his life choices. But quitting? Nah—this man worked security in the same parking lots he wanted to be discovered in. He paid for bartending school just to realize he couldn’t remember drink recipes. He dyed his hair, botched auditions, met celebrities at the wrong time, and still kept chasing the dream like it owed him money.It Never Rains on the Staris a wild, laugh-out-loud roller coaster through Earl’s trials, tribulations, and straight-up humiliations in Hollywood. It’s real, it’s raw, and it’s hilarious—because if you can’t laugh at yourself while failing spectacularly, you’re in the wrong business.Earl Jones may not have been the star Hollywood ordered… but he sure as hell is the story it needed.Read more

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