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How to Stay Poor & Miserable Forever: Master the Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing (and Blame Everyone While You’re at It)

Are you tired of all the pressure to be successful, passionate, and productive?Good news—you don’t have to change!In this hilariously sarcastic anti-self-help guide, you'll learn theexact habits that guarantee you’ll never achieve your goals, find your purpose, or move out of your mom’s basement.From endless Netflix binges to blaming the universe for your problems, this book has everything you need tostay exactly where you are—forever.Packed with wit, irony, and brutally funny “advice,” this is the perfect gift for that friend who's "manifesting" from their couch (or yourself, if you're brave enough to laugh at your own bad habits).Warning: Reading this might accidentally inspire change. Proceed with laziness.Read more

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