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Big O Dating Specialists: Book 1

Bad breakup? That's our specialty. Trust us, post-breakup dating requires the Big O—a strong offense—usually of the extra dirty variety. Best handled by an expert. Name's Sebastian. And I make good business out of bad exes, specializing in giving broken-hearted women the sweet, hot revenge they deserve. Those whispered rumors about me and my methods? All true. I'm the chief executive mastermind of the only consulting firm that can guarantee your ex will beg you for another chance. Now, whether you end up taking the douchebag back is up to you. Frankly, I think you ladies can do better, deserve more. But either way, I aim to please. That is...until my latest client ends up being my sweet, smart, painfully-unaware-of-her-appeal assistant. Am I going to help her? Of course. Am I going to be able to let her go when the time comes? Hell no.

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